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I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the past 12 months have been a Bad Time for crypto. It’s as if the Book of Revelation turned out to be very specifically about the crypto markets, and we’ve just seen the part where the four horsemen of the cryptocalypse (I’m thinking Do Kwon, Su Zhu, Alex Mashinsky and Sam Bankman-Fried) prance over the bones of the fallen, ushering in an age of woe and darkness and endless red candles.
If post-apocalyptic fiction is to be believed, humanity has two major responses to abject catastrophe: devout religiosity and cheerful nihilism. In crypto’s case, the former belongs to the Bitcoin maxis, our equivalent of those penitents who nail themselves to a cross just to FEEL something, dammit. And the latter belongs to the degens that took three weeks to turn a coin themed around a potentially racist frog into a (briefly) billion dollar venture.
For those staking a claim to crypto’s legitimacy, it’s a head-shaking moment. But what if this kind of silliness is the point? What if crypto is just a big joke?
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